God & Male Patent Balding

Published on November 20, 2007 By dynamaso In Poetry

It is said God, oh god, watches everywhere
If this is the case then what happened to my hair?
I had a great head about ten years ago
But now it flat out refuses to grow

I’ve also noticed something of great concern
If heaven and hell exist then I am doomed to burn
Because every demon I see is always bald
Unlike the hirsute Son of the Lord

But like that Alfred E. madman I refuse to worry
I’ve lived a good life and have done nothing to feel sorry
But before you go telling me what I need to do
Just please remember, Buddha is bald too.

Comments (Page 2)

dynamaso

on Nov 26, 2007

Doc,

Thankfully I don't get too many and I try to catch them before they get obvious too. But such is the lot of us men. Destined to lose it in one area and gain where it previously never existed. I think we grow hair in our ears as we get older so we can filter out all the BS we hear from our women (oops, did I type that out aloud?)

Dr Guy

on Nov 27, 2007

I think we grow hair in our ears as we get older so we can filter out all the BS we hear from our women (oops, did I type that out aloud?)

I'lll never tell if you did.

dynamaso

on Nov 27, 2007

I'lll never tell if you did

Phew...

uDigItTheMost

on Nov 27, 2007

I think we grow hair in our ears as we get older so we can filter out all the BS we hear from our women (oops, did I type that out aloud?)

Then why the hell do I keep plucking them out every week?!

Good work, mate and remember there's always hats.

dynamaso

on Nov 27, 2007

Chris,

Good work, mate and remember there's always hats

Thanks mate. And just for your information, I have a good collection of hats.

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