It is said God, oh god, watches everywhere
If this is the case then what happened to my hair?
I had a great head about ten years ago
But now it flat out refuses to grow
I’ve also noticed something of great concern
If heaven and hell exist then I am doomed to burn
Because every demon I see is always bald
Unlike the hirsute Son of the Lord
But like that Alfred E. madman I refuse to worry
I’ve lived a good life and have done nothing to feel sorry
But before you go telling me what I need to do
Just please remember, Buddha is bald too.