They say I’m lazy
Whoever they are
While I walk everywhere
They drive a car
They say I’m careless
I don’t give a hoot
At least I’m conscious
Of when I pollute
They say I’m shallow
And my skin is thin
But I know enough
To shut up when I win
They say I’m led
By the seat of my pants
Life is a risk
We all must chance
They say I’m motivated
By drugs and sex
As they suck down drivel
From their television sets
They say I’m lazy
Careless and shallow
But they’re envious
Because I’m a happy fellow