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Not so snap-happy...
Published on February 4, 2005 By dynamaso In Misc
Why is it some people don’t like having their photo taken? The rationale I’ve heard used is basically they don’t think they look good enough. I’ve heard this said by some of the most beautiful people I’ve ever known.

Take my wife, for instance (yeah, I know this sounds like the lead up to a corny vaudeville joke, but bear with me). She is absolutely gorgeous. Of course, I am completely biased, but she is, trust me. Anyway, she can’t stand her photo being taken. Whenever anyone points a camera at her, she either hides behind anything conveniently bigger or runs away screaming. Its not because she believes her soul will be captured on film or, worse still, on a memory stick to be downloaded into Photoshop and manipulated until her higher consciousness is unrecognisable. She just thinks she looks awful in photos. The one photo, yes one, she has of herself that she actually likes is about 6 years old and she has used it for every resume, media portrait or what-have-you since.

I would really like to get some more photos of her. But it is an exercise in frustration. I’ve been contemplating commando tactics in order to get a decent photo. The problem with this is it is quite hard to sneak up on her. She is a bit like a rhinoceros (not in stature, mind you). She is short sighted, but has very good hearing. And if she is startled, she will charge at the nearest moving object. She might be a 'little lady', but she can tackle like a front-row forward.

I’ve also considered maybe taking sniper shots of her from a distance. At least that way she’ll never hear me and I can blame the results on someone else. Either way, I want to capture some more images of her. The way I see it, life is just too short to let good memories fade. I want photos of her to continually remind me of the joy she brings into my life. I also want them to remind me of how lucky I am to have such a beautiful wife. Too often we take these sorts of things for granted, which is something I never want to do to her. She deserves better.

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on Feb 04, 2005
You could try using a professional photographer. A really good one should know how to deal the camera shy. I guess it's a bit expensive though and you might have trouble convincing her to go.
on Feb 04, 2005
Any professional worth their salt wouldn't put themselves in such a dangerous position

Thanks for the comment, mate.

Cheers,

Maso
on Feb 04, 2005
Hehe...this is so sweet, Maso. I don't like pics of myself, but I am warming up to it more as time goes on. I look how I look...what can I do about it?

I don't have any good tips for you since sneaking up on her is definitely out, hehe. I hope you are able to catch some photos of your beautiful wife, though. Best wishes.
on Feb 04, 2005
Tex, thanks my darling. I'm glad you appreciated my twisted sense of humour. Of course, if Toni (my wife) ever sees this, I'm in BIG trouble

Cheers,

Maso
on Feb 04, 2005
Don't sneak up on her, lay a trap. Rig up a camera (without flash) to go off every minute or two in a place she spends time in. Sure, you'll get lots of bad pictures, but if you take enough some of them will come out well. Might want to use a digital camera to save on film costs. Or a webcam type, wire a few up around the house at various angles. Then no sneaking, just wait and when you get a truly amazing picture, show her the proof of her beauty so that she gets over her fear of cameras
on Feb 04, 2005
Danny, well done. Now this is the sort of reply I was hoping to get. Hmm, are webcams waterproof? I could get some great photos of my wife AND start a new on-line business (wanna buy some peekchers of my wife, nekid?) Again, if she found out though, well lets just say the consequences would be dire.

Thanks for the ideas and the comments.

Cheers,

Maso
on Feb 04, 2005
double post
on Feb 04, 2005
I know how she feels...i never like the way i look in photos...there are basically only two pics I have ever liked of myself...my family complains that I never give them pictures...My b/f doesn't understand why I don't take more pics...I am one of the few family members not up on someone's photo wall...well, maybe someday I will feel less insecure about it.
on Feb 04, 2005

Its not because she believes her soul will be captured on film


while im sure you meant this as hyperbole--and i dont believe in souls per se--im convinced the stone-age peoples who first proclaimed this possibility may not be far from the truth.  images frozen in time are extremely powerful (im sure youll agree with this part).  in some circumstances, photographs may be the most intimate gift one can offer another and deserve to be received and treated as such.

sorry for gettin all serious on ya.  i enjoyed the humor as well but when i read that line, something, as they say in the photography biz, just clicked hahahaha.

on Feb 04, 2005
Taking your long-distance photograph suggestion a step further, hire a private investigator. Tell him--well, whatever you want--just to get pictures of her--and see if any of them turn out. People always look great when PIs do this in the movies...



-A.
on Feb 05, 2005
Inbloom, first of all, thanks for stopping by.

well, maybe someday I will feel less insecure about it.


I hoping 'T' will reach this point too. She is really pretty and doesn't need to be so self-concious. Part of her problem is she gets all stiff when a camera is pointed her way and it shows. She just needs to relax a bit and not be so... aware of the camera. Thanks for your comments.

Kingbee:

in some circumstances, photographs may be the most intimate gift one can offer another


I agree completely and see your point.

sorry for gettin all serious on ya. i enjoyed the humor as well but when i read that line, something, as they say in the photography biz, just clicked hahahaha.


Don't apologise. I appreciate any commentary on my ramblings. I also appreciate really bad puns. Thanks for stopping by.

Angloesque: thanks for the suggestion. P.I.'s can't be trusted. They might sell the more spicy ones to sleazy magazines. Then I'd have to go back to buying them again...
on Feb 08, 2005

It's true; I've seen his wife and she is absolutely gorgeous.

I have no real advice, I just wanted to stop in and say hi and affirm that what he says is true, his wife really is beautiful.

on Feb 08, 2005

P.I.'s can't be trusted.

WHAT??!!  I'm hurt that you said that, you know.  I'm very trustworthy....

on Feb 09, 2005
WHAT??!! I'm hurt that you said that, you know. I'm very trustworthy....


Ahm, oops, what can I say? I was actually joking and I think you know it. But just in case, I take it back...

And thanks so much for saying such nice things about T. I will pass them on to her. Maybe I should get her to thank you herself.

Cheers,

Maso
on Feb 09, 2005
I was actually joking and I think you know it.

Yes, I did. I just didn't have a smiley handy to let you know....

And thanks so much for saying such nice things about T.

Don't thank me for telling the truth, dude. She is stunning....

Oh, you have voice mail @ work, btw.

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