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Not so snap-happy...
Published on February 4, 2005 By dynamaso In Misc
Why is it some people don’t like having their photo taken? The rationale I’ve heard used is basically they don’t think they look good enough. I’ve heard this said by some of the most beautiful people I’ve ever known.

Take my wife, for instance (yeah, I know this sounds like the lead up to a corny vaudeville joke, but bear with me). She is absolutely gorgeous. Of course, I am completely biased, but she is, trust me. Anyway, she can’t stand her photo being taken. Whenever anyone points a camera at her, she either hides behind anything conveniently bigger or runs away screaming. Its not because she believes her soul will be captured on film or, worse still, on a memory stick to be downloaded into Photoshop and manipulated until her higher consciousness is unrecognisable. She just thinks she looks awful in photos. The one photo, yes one, she has of herself that she actually likes is about 6 years old and she has used it for every resume, media portrait or what-have-you since.

I would really like to get some more photos of her. But it is an exercise in frustration. I’ve been contemplating commando tactics in order to get a decent photo. The problem with this is it is quite hard to sneak up on her. She is a bit like a rhinoceros (not in stature, mind you). She is short sighted, but has very good hearing. And if she is startled, she will charge at the nearest moving object. She might be a 'little lady', but she can tackle like a front-row forward.

I’ve also considered maybe taking sniper shots of her from a distance. At least that way she’ll never hear me and I can blame the results on someone else. Either way, I want to capture some more images of her. The way I see it, life is just too short to let good memories fade. I want photos of her to continually remind me of the joy she brings into my life. I also want them to remind me of how lucky I am to have such a beautiful wife. Too often we take these sorts of things for granted, which is something I never want to do to her. She deserves better.

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on Feb 09, 2005
Two words: Tranquilizer darts.
on Feb 09, 2005
MasonM

Thanks so much everyone. I now have the answer. Of course, in any photo I take of her 'under the dart' she will probably have the trapped-and-can't-move look in her eyes. Oh well, at least she has pretty eyes.

Sometimes the best solutions are the simplest. Thanks so much for your input. See, you have been missed...

Cheers,

Maso
on Feb 09, 2005
I hope you get a ton of beautiful pictures of the two of you together to keep sweet memories. I love pictures. Since i have a very bad memory it helps me remember things, events and feelings i've had when the pictures were taken.

Good Luck
on Feb 13, 2005
IG:

Update, I was taking a picture of my parents with their digital camera this weekend and I took a sneaky shot of T while I was doing it heh, heh, heh...

Thanks for the lovely comments, as normal.

Cheers,

Maso
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